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Port Clinton Citizens: Don’t be a “Grasshole!”

It’s that time of year again.  When lawns grow inches overnight and pent-up homeowners respond furiously with their lawnmowers.  Bless their hearts for keeping our neighborhoods trim and good-looking.

But, as you join this noble troop, please keep in mind that your lawn clippings belong in your lawn – not in our streets.  

Every year, inconsiderate people (called “Grassholes”) blow their grass into our streets.  Consequences of their thoughtlessness include:

  • clogging our already-overburdened storm sewers,
  • grass flowing into the Lake, adding to our algae problem,
  • “slippery” pavements for motorcycle and bicycle riders,
  • just plain ugly streets and neighborhoods.

So please, please, don’t be a Grasshole yourself.  And if you see one, gently educate them by giving them two beeps of your car horn (for Grass … Hole.)  Possibly they’re not as inconsiderate as they seem to be.

Yours for cleaner streets, 
Jeffrey H. Bryden

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Port Clinton Volleyball Camp is June 12-14

  • Published in Sports

Port Clinton High School Volleyball Coaching Staff and high school players will host a Volleyball Camp in the PCHS Gymnasium on June 12-14. Camp times are 9-11 a.m. for grades 3, 4 and 5; 11:30am–1:30 p.m. for grades 6, 7 & 8.   Campers will partake in various drills and games to help shape their volleyball skills and techniques; cost is $30 per player.

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PCHS DECA headed to Nationals

Port Clinton High School held a send off for their DECA National Qualifiers on Monday. Anaheim-bound are (L to R) Jacob Reed, Sean Black, Caitlin Behrens, Chris Stokes, Jason Mueller. Mr. Bill Hollister (not pictured) is the DECA Advisor.

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